this:

is the coolest thing i’ve seen since:

day 12. A letter to a mythological creature

Dear Hippogriffs everywhere,

Ever since I heard of Buckbeak, I’ve always thought you were amazing, and I wanted one of you of my own. If there are any of you guys out there who are looking to relocate, or even vacation, in Ohio - give me a call!

Love,

Tina

changed my tumblr theme again! i know, i only picked that other one out about a week ago, but i like this one more. what do you guys think?

and my blog title is in reference too this, in case you all were wondering.

day 11. A letter to your last bowel movement

Dear Last Bowel Mov- wait…. what?!

I’d rather not.

Nothing Personal,

Tina.

day 10. A letter to an alien race.

Dear, Na’vi 

I don’t know how else to put this so I’m just going to say it: you’re the coolest alien race that I have “met” to date. I love how you all are very caring, and in touch with your ancestors. There defiantly aren’t a lot of humans like you left, and we could, for sure, take a lesson or two from you.

Love,

Tina.

day 9. A letter to the coolest person you’ve never met

Dear Cool-Person-Whom-I-Have-Yet-To-Meet,

I cannot decide who the coolest person is until I meet you, but when I do, I will know you are cool, and were once the coolest person I had never met.

Love,

Tina

day 8. A letter to a giant space robot

Dear Giant Space Robot,

Please, if you can stay in space, do so. I don’t know you, and you may be nice, but you could also be a crazy killer robot, so if we could keep our space I would appreciate it. 

Love,

Tina

day 7. A letter to a historical event

Dear Titanic,

You were a marvelous ship, or at least I think you were by the way the movie depicted you. The day you crashed into the iceberg and sank is such a tragedy. I, for one, take a minute out of my April 14th, to have a moment of silence for all the were lost to sea.

Love, 
Tina 

day 6. A HEARTFELT letter to some food

Dear Apple Pomegranate Grapes hell, all Fruit,

I love you all so much, I cannot just pick one of you to write too. You are the best food group without a doubt. No matter what mood I am in, there is always one corresponding fruit, at least, that will satisfy me. Please never stop being amazing.


Love,

Tina.

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